8/24/2023 0 Comments Two point hospital grockle bay“We’re sorry for the litter that you dropped on our floor,” the tannoy sounds off, but I stopped laughing at that joke several hours ago. But while it’s funny and cute to begin with, after you hear the same announcement for the 30th time, their voices soon wear thin. The dry British humour on display in those names carries over to the radio presenters and tannoy announcers of your hospital. Victoria Bolognese is motivated and tireless, so she’s an obvious hire, whereas Aldo Codswallop is nausea inducing, hangry, and swallows his gum – need I say more? The hiring process is one of my favourite parts of the game – choosing which candidate has the best qualifications while also considering their temperament and various positive or negative traits. They plead when you threaten to fire them and have conversations in hallways rather than walk like robots between patients. Where Two Point Hospital shines like one of the polished white tiles adorning my wards is in how it makes hospital staff feel like actual humans. I’d create the damn blueprint myself if I was able. The GP’s office is always at least four by three squares so the absence of a premade option is frustrating. It quickly becomes tiring having to choose and position each individual component of a room so that, with every new hospital, you have to recreate the same hospital basics. Specifically, it would be great if Two Point Hospital gave you access to premade rooms. However, while you have the option to customise every facet of your buildings – similar to Theme Hospital – there’s room to add add more convenience. Beyond the fantastic art style, Two Point Hospital has granular management menus that are reminiscent of those found in Planet Coaster, which means they appeal to my need to fiddle with, well, everything. This new game of theirs takes heavily from their work on Theme Hospital, it being a hospital management sim after all, and wonderfully it has all the modern doodads such a reimagination should. We’re talking Black & White, Fable, and – of course, the connoisseur’s choice – The Movies. Two Point Hospital has been built by people who made some of my favourite games when I was younger. Do I have the money to add any extras to it? Right now I do, but further down the line I know I’ll regret buying that yucca plant. The room needs to be at least four squares by three, have a door, a desk, and a filing cabinet. How many of these have I built now? I’ve lost count. After that it’ll be time to build another GP’s office. Before anything else, I need to build a reception desk so I can check in the horde of patients pressing against the doors, flinging snot and disease into the morning air. Can we give Two Point Hospital, the spiritual successor to Theme Hospital, a clean bill of health?Īnother day, another hospital.
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